In an attempt at a witty subject line for an email, I set out on a quest to find the name for an irrational fear of ninjas. But alas, the Internet has failed me today. I could find no references other than "ninja-phobia" (which is just silly) or "fear of ninjas" (which would not be witty).

During my search, I did come across astraphobia, which made me laugh. I have a friend I like to give a hard time about that one, and my computers no longer suffer from it, but that's another story….