There are certain questions you should always ask about an event you are going to attend. Here is my list. (This was taken from an actual conversation yesterday.)

• When is it?
• Where is it?
• How long will it last?
• Does it cost money>
• Is there a dress code?
• Do I need to bring fish?
• Do I need to cook the fish first?
• Should it be baked or fried?
• If fried, what kind of oil should I use? Vegetable? Peanut? Canola?